For The Nugent Family, Fast Food Is

The Families Who Chose Me To Take Their Terminally Ill Kids On Their Last Hunts In Life Many Times Over The Years Know And Love The Real Ted Nugent. That They Decide I'm Good Enough To Take Part In Such A Spiritual And Emotional Moment In Their Lives Proves That I Am Good Enough.

I Take Really Good Care Of Myself. I Promised Myself Long Ago That I Would Never Miss A Hunting Season, Never Poison My Sacred Temple With Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Bad Food.

Only Thing Worse Than A Frenchman Is A Frenchman Who Lives In Canada

I Don't Like Repeat Offenders; I Like Dead Offenders.

I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To Think That I'm Optimizing Their Hardware.