If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine

Vegetarians Are Cool. All I Eat Are Vegetarians - Except For The Occasional Mountain Lion Steak.

I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To Think That I'm Optimizing Their Hardware.

If Barack Obama Becomes The President In November Again, I Will Either Be Dead Or In Jail By This Time Next Year.

If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine Are Defective.

Mao Tse Tung Lives And His Name Is Barack Hussein Obama. This Country Should Be Ashamed. I Wanna Throw Up.