For Every Teenager I Know, Having A

For Every Teenager I Know, Having A Phone Is A Mixed Blessing, Because Your Parents Can Press A Button And Figure Out Where You Are.

There Are Many, Many Types Of Books In The World, Which Makes Good Sense, Because There Are Many, Many Types Of People, And Everybody Wants To Read Something Different.

Just About Everybody Has Written A First Novel That They Throw Away Before Writing Their Actual First Novel.

Or Why You Are Wearing A Picture Of Santa Clause On You Shirts, But-” “it’s Herman Melville.

This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes Like A Cookie Having Sex With A Doughnut.