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Air Canada. That's A Good Name For A Canadian Airline.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

It's The Lack Of This Kind Of Open And Honest Education About Sex That Causes So Many Kids To Grow Up With Sexual Hang-ups.

Democracy Is The Eagle On The Back Of A Dollar Bill, With 13 Arrows In One Claw, 13 Leaves On A Branch, 13 Tail Feathers, And 13 Stars Over Its Head - This Signifies That When The White Man Came To This Country, It Was Bad Luck For The Indians, Bad Luck For The Trees, Bad Luck For The Wildlife, And Lights Out For The American Eagle.

Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity Suit On Your 75th Birthday.