For Better Or Ill, I Was Very

I Remember During My Lifetime I Would Meet Women, And It Was Almost Like God Would Say To Me, 'now, This Woman Here Is Not The One You Are Going To End Up With, But She Is Going To Be A Lot Like This Woman; Look At This Woman, Study This Woman.' And When My Wife Showed Up, He Was Like, 'you Recognize Her Now?'

If Obama Was White, He’d Be Up By 17 Points.

I Believe We Can Balance The Scales If Tom Cruise Would Lower His Quote By A Mere $29 Million... I Assure You My Salary Would Not Make A Difference. My Annual Salary Is The Budget For Altoids On One Of Tom's Movies.

You Can Tell Gov. Bush To Rest Assured That I'm Not Going To Leave The Country Because We Have To Get Him Out Of Office And We Have To Get His Brother Out Of Office In 2004. We're Not Resting Until We Get That Done.

When I Get Onstage In A Play, I Feel Very Safe, Very Protected, Very Fulfilled.