Football, Bloody Hell!

If He Was An Inch Taller He'd Be The Best Center Half In Britain. His Father Is 6 Ft 2 In - I'd Check The Milkman.

They Say He's An Intelligent Man, Right? Speaks Five Languages! I've Got A 15-year-old Boy From The Ivory Coast Who Speaks Five Languages!

I'm No F****** Talking To You. He's A F****** Great Player. Yous Are F******* Idiots.

You Can't Do Anything About Them.

Cole Should Be Scoring From Those Distances, But I'm Not Going To Single Him Out.