Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

Most Attorneys Practice Law Because It Gives Them A Grand And Glorious Feeling. You Give Them A Grand - And They Feel Glorious.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.