First We Become The Best, Then We'll

You Build A Successful Life A Day At A Time.

I Bet You Went On One Date And Wanted To Get Married.

They Say A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister. I Guess That Is Better Than Kissing Your Brother.

I Used To Pray That God Would Make Me A Great Athlete, And He Never Did.

Don't Run If You Can Walk. Don't Walk If You Can Stand. Don't Stand If You Can Sit. Don't Sit If You Can Lie Down.