First Of All, I'm Not An Actor

I Think It's Important To Be Authentic To Who You Are, And If You're Inauthentic At All, People Smell That From A Mile Away.

I Think Everyone's Afraid Of Public Speaking. There Have Been Times Where I've Come Out Of My Own Show And Been Like, 'oh, God, What Am I Doing?' . . . You Have To Remind Yourself That 'ok, I'm Kind Of A Badass. I Can Handle It.'

My Mom Was Kinda Like A Cat. She Slept A Lot.

I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work This Hard.

A Lot Of People Think That Keying A Car Isn't The Right Way To Get Back At A Guy. I Disagree.