Find A Man With Both Feet Firmly

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Never Give Up. For Fifty Years They Said The Horse Was Through. Now Look At Him - A Status Symbol.

A Decision Is What A Man Makes When He Can't Find Anybody To Serve On A Committee.

The Convention Is The Voice, The Bone And The Sinews Of A Political Party-and Sometimes It Even Nominates An Abraham Lincoln.

Find A Man With Both Feet Firmly On The Ground And You've Found A Man About To Make A Difficult Putt.