It Is Now Proved Beyond Doubt That

Statesmanship Is Harder Than Politics. Politics Is The Art Of Getting Along With People, Whereas Statesmanship Is The Art Of Getting Along With Politicians.

Our Forefathers Made One Mistake. What They Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

To Start With, There's The Alien Accent. "tree" Is The Number Between Two And Four. "jeintz" Is The Name Of The New York Professional Football Team. A "fit" Is A Bottle Measuring Seven Ounces Less Than A Quart. This Exotic Tongue Has No Relationship To Any Of The Approved Languages At The United Nations, And Is Only Slightly Less Difficult To Master Than Urdu.

Hollywood, To Hear Some Writers Tell It, Is The Place Where They Take An Author's Steak Tartare And Make Cheeseburger Out Of It. Upon Seeing The Film, They Say, The Author Promptly Cuts His Throat, Bleeding To Death In A Pool Of Money.

The Convention Is The Voice, The Bone And The Sinews Of A Political Party-and Sometimes It Even Nominates An Abraham Lincoln.