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When You Get Old, You Can't Talk To People Because People Snap At You.... That's Why You Become Deaf, So You Won't Be Able To Hear People Talking To You That Way.

You Want To Dance With Me, Angel Tits?

I Have A Fine Sense Of The Ridiculous, But No Sense Of Humor.

I Suppose, Writing A Play Is Finding Out What The Play Is.

I Am Pleased And Reassured By The Fact That A Lot Of Younger Playwrights Seem To Pay Me Some Attention And Gain Some Nourishment From What I Do.