Few Of Us Could Bear To Have

The First-rate Mind Is Always Curious, Compassionate, Original, And Pessimistic.

The Neurotic Has Perfect Vision In One Eye, But He Cannot Remember Which.

When Suffering Comes, We Yearn For Some Sign From God, Forgetting We Have Just Had One.

If You're A Gifted Flirt, Talking About The Price Of Eggs Will Do As Well As Any Other Subject.

Tragedy Isn't Getting Something, Or Failing To Get It; It's Losing Something You Already Have.