The Neurotic Has Perfect Vision In One

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

The Fear Of Being Laughed At Makes Cowards Of Us All.

Says The Rude Child: "no, I Won't Do It." Says The Courteous Grown-up: "yes, I Won't Do It.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

Those Who Are Brutally Honest Are Seldom So With Themselves.