Father's Day Makes Me Wish I Could

That's The Worst Way You Can Hear About Comedy Material: From A Third Person's Blog Story That They Wrote When They Were Upset.

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

I Enjoyed Writing For Someone Elses Voice, But I Wasnt Very Good At It.

People Say It's Easy To Make Fun Of Retarded People, But It's Not. You Really Have To Explain It To Them.

I Was A Terrible Employee. I've Been Fired From Almost Every Job I've Ever Had, Luckily, In A Good Way, Or Else I'd Be Stuck. I Would Always Joke Around With Everybody, And No One Enjoyed My Humor.