Fashion, N. A Despot Whom The Wise

A Popular Vote To Ascertain The Will Of The Sovereign.

Understanding, N. A Cerebral Secretion That Enables One Having It To Know A House From A Horse By The Roof On The House. Its Nature And Laws Have Been Exhaustively Expounded By Locke, Who Rode A House, And Kant, Who Lived In A Horse.

Philosophy: A Route Of Many Roads Leading From Nowhere To Nothing.

Rice-water, N. A Mystic Beverage Secretly Used By Our Most Popular Novelists And Poets To Regulate The Imagination And Narcotize The Conscience.

Alien - An American Sovereign In His Probationary State.