Fame, The Sovereign Deity Of Proud Ambition.

Good Reading Makes For Damn Hard Writing.

I Was Struck All On A Heap.

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.

Our Ancestors Are Very Good Kind Of Folks; But They Are The Last People I Should Choose To Have A Visiting Acquaintance With.

A Wise Woman Will Always Let Her Husband Have Her Way.