Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around

Facebook: What's On Your Mind? ..twitter: What's Happening? Myspace: Where Did Everybody Go?

Once A Person Has A Child, The First Question Everyone Asks Is: "are You Going To Have More Children?" But It Basically Means: "are You Going To Have More Sex With Your Wife In The Hopes Of Having Children?

There's Always Going To Be Someone As Funny As You Or Funnier.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

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