F.d.r. Achieved Greatness Not By Means Of

Even When Conservatives Have All The Marbles, They Still Act As If They're Under Siege. Now That They Are Under Siege, It Is No Time For Them To Act As If They're Losing Their Marbles.

Reagan Didn't Socialize With The Press. He Spent His Evenings With Nancy, Watching Tv With Dinner Trays. But He Knew That To Transcend, You Can't Condescend.

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.

I Strained To Remember Where I Was Or Even What I Was Wearing, Touching My Green Corduroy Jeans And Staring At The Exposed-brick Wall. As My Paranoia Deepened, I Became Convinced That I Had Died And No One Was Telling Me.