Excuse The Mess But We Live Here.

I’m Not A Politician. I Think That Uniquely Qualifies Me To Become President Of The U.s.

I'm Fat And Proud Of It. If Someone Asks Me How My Diet Is Going, I Say 'fine - How Was Your Lobotomy?'

I Was Not Raised A Zionist, But A Socialist, As Were Most Jews Before The Holocaust.

The Day I Worry About Cleaning My House Is The Day Sears Comes Out With A Riding Vacuum Cleaner.

I Will Outlaw Bullshit. After The Passage Of This Law The Patriarchy Will Inevitably Start To Crumble As Will The Concept Of War Itself Which Is Largely A Large Load Of Bullshit.