Everything That Bush Touches Turns To Manure

I Wanted To Be President Of The United States. I Really Did. The Older I Get, The Less Preposterous The Idea Seems.

There's Less Critical Thinking Going On In This Country On A Main Street Level - Forget About The Media - Than Ever Before. We've Never Needed People To Think More Critically Than Now, And They've Taken A Big Nap.

Do I Regret Getting Married? It's Hard For Me To Say Anything Because Ultimately We're Talking About The Mother Of My Child.

Down With Dukes Of Hazzard!

I Think I'm Just Like A Lot Of People Who Had Nothing.