Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball

I'm Sick And Tired Of People Saying That Taking Drugs Is A Sickness. When You Put Something Of Your Own Free Will In Your Own Body Knowing That It's Harmful Against The Body, It's Against The Law And All It Will Do Is Lead You Down The Path Of Destruction, That Is A Weakness.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

You Have Got To Love What You're Doing. No Matter What It Is. Whatever You Undertake In Life, If You Don't Love It, And You Don't Enjoy It, You Are Making A Big Mistake. You Have Got To Love What You Are Doing. You Have To Appreciate What You Are Getting, And You Have To Do It To The Best Of Your Ability.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.