Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball

If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know I Have No Time To Slow Down.

The Saddest Day Of The Year Is The Day Baseball Season Ends.

I Started In The Lowest League In Baseball, And I Worked My Way All The Way Up To Triple A And Then To The Big Leagues. I Never Reached The Level That I Thought I Would Reach As A Player. But That's The Way It Goes. So Then I Started From The Bottom As A Manager, And I Worked My Way Up To Managing The Dodgers For 20 Years.

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

Managing Is Like Holding A Dove In Your Hand. Squeeze Too Hard And You Kill It; Not Hard Enough And It Flies Away.