Everything Beeps Now.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.

Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached The Age Of Reason

The Older You Get, The Better You Realize You Were.

With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens It's An Omelet.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.