Everything About Being A Teenager And Not

I'm So Organised. I Never Screw Up. I've Done It Maybe Twice Before. I Check My Calendar Seven Times A Day.

One Hate Crime Is Committed Approximately Every Hour Of Every Day In This Country.

Acting Is Pretending To Be Someone Else.

Maybe I'm Misjudging People, But I Feel Like A Lot Of People Still Have An Image Of Me In A Bonnet At Nine Years Old.

We Do Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice. We Host Orgies On Our Trampoline, Every Other Sunday. You Didn't Get Our Twitter Feed On That? I'm Really Sorry! And Then, Every Once In Awhile, We Run Through The City And Drain People And Drink Their Blood. It's Really Very Romantic.