Everyone Smiles In The Same Language.

It's Way Beyond Ironic That A Place Called The Holy Land Is The Location Of The Fiercest, Most Deeply Felt Hatred In The World. And It Makes For Wonderful Theater.

E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross Misspelling Of The Word Farm.

Bullshit Is Truly The American Soundtrack.

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National

Two Things Happened. The Creative Side Of My Career Was Harmed. When I'd Sit Down And Write Under The Influence Of Coke, The Ratio Of Pages Kept To Pages Thrown Out Declined Drastically. But Onstage, When Rapping About A Feeling I Already Owned, I Would Sometimes Get A Burst Of Eloquence.