Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A

Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.

The Straightest Line Between A Straight Distance Is Two Points.

Personally, Emotionally, I'd Rather Divorce Myself From The World Than Face The Heartbreak Of Partial Success. Because Partial Success Implies Overwhelming Failure.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

I Never Eat Sushi. I Have Trouble Eating Things That Are Merely Unconscious.