Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody

I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too Much.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

As An Only Child, I Never Felt Insecure And Always Had Total Love.