Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

Milton Berle Is An Inspiration To Every Young Person That Wants To Get Into Show Business. Hard Work, Perseverance, And Discipline: All The Things You Need...when You Have No Talent.

I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles Of Whisky.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.