Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

The Minute You Read Something And You Can't Understand It, You Can Be Sure It Was Written By A Lawyer. Then, If You Give It To Another Lawyer To Read And He Don't Know Just What It Means, Then You Can Be Sure It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer. If It's In A Few Words And Is Plain, And Understandable Only One Way, It Was Written By A Non-lawyer.

Now If There Is One Thing That We Do Worse Than Any Other Nation, It Is Try And Manage Somebody Else's Affairs.

In Hollywood You Can See Things At Night That Are Fast Enough To Be In The Olympics In The Day Time.

Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four More Days Of Congressional Burglary On The Treasury!

There Is A Hundred Things To Single You Out For Promotion In Party Politics Besides Ability.