Every Writer Knows That Unless You Were

The Trick To Writing For People Is, You Have To Be Able To Turn Them On In Your Head. And Know How They'd Word Something Or How They'd Inflect It.

In The Main, Ghosts Are Said To Be Forlorn And Generally Miserable, If Not Downright Depressed. The Jolly Ghost Is Rare.

I Guess The Best Advice I Ever Got Or Anyone Could Get For Doing A Talk Show, Though It Has Not Been Easy Very Often, Was From Jack Paar, Who Said, 'kid, Don't Make It An Interview. Interviews Have Clipboards, And You're Like David Frost. Make It A Conversation.'

When I'm Doing An Appearance Somewhere And Taking Questions From The Audience, I Can Always Count On: 'tell About The Guy Who Died On Your Show!'

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.