Every Time I Get Tested, I Ask

When They Put Me In Jail, That's When They Turned Me Into An Activist. Up Until The Time I Went To Jail, I Was Just A Comedian.

Boredom Is A Disease, Too.

There's The Exciting Part About Comedy - If You Catch An Act Just Before They Go Mainstream, That's The Best. After They Hit The Mainstream, Everything Gets Watered Down A Little Bit.

I Think The Most Important Thing That Marijuana Does Is It Affects The Brain.

As Soon As I Discovered Weightlifting, All I Wanted To Do - My Plan In Life - Was To Work Out, Lay On The Beach, And Get High... Smoke Dope. And That's Really What I'm Doing.