If More People Were Stoned There Would

I Look On Everything With A Very Optimistic Eye. Because I'm A Body Builder By Trade, You Know, That Was My Intent All My Life.

People Try To Put Ownership On Things: 'that's Mine, That's My Joke.' No Such Thing. Like If You Tripped Or Stumbled And People Go, 'oh, That's Charlie Chaplin.' You Know What I Mean? You Can't Own A Joke. You Can Be The Guy That Tells It The Best, But You Can't Own A Joke. Nowhere Can You Own A Laugh.

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.

Look At All The Drug Busts All Over The Country. There Must Be An Audience There Somewhere. My Feeling Is That If We're Losing The War On Drugs, Let's Do A Movie For The Enemy.

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!