You Can Wake Up Every Day And

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

My God, Look At The Words People Use Today. They Use Profanity Like It's Nothing. Christ Almighty.

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.