Every Team In The Western Conference Has

This Place? Nothing Positive. Ok, I Want To Say Something Positive. It's Positively A Dump.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.