Every Male Secretly Wants Sex With Brad

I Felt Like People Only Knew Me As A Singer Who Dated Pretty Girls.

She's The Coolest Person In The World...i Don't Date What The Person Does...you Know What I Mean? I Could Have Been A Zitty Teenager And Walked Into A Tower Records, And We Would Have Talked About Pearl Jam, And We Would Have Fallen In Love When We Were 15. And That's When You Know. It's Like, Oh, My God, Game Over.... Listen, There Are A Lot Of Women In This Country, In Many Countries, Who Date Men For Their Money. Okay? That's Despicable. Right? That's Not What We're Talking About Here. Whatever Does It For You, Man.

That's Not True. I Did Not Have Sexual Intercourse With Lindsay Lohan. ... A Lot Of People Probably Did, I Don't Know, [but I Did Not].

I'm Fiercely Independent, But I'm Also Terrified Of Being Alone.

It's Much More Interesting To Embrace Who You Really Are Rather Than Waste Energy Pretending To Be Someone Else.