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You Have To Be On Tv A Surprisingly Long Time Before You're Stopped On The Street. Then, When You Are, You Get A Lot Of, 'hey, You're Great! What's Your Name Again?'

Being The Offspring Of English Teachers Is A Mixed Blessing. When The Film Star Says To You, On The Air, 'it Was A Perfect Script For She And I,' Inside Your Head You Hear, In The Sarcastic Voice Of Your Late Father, 'perfect For She, Eh? And Perfect For I, Also?'

I Have A Long List Of Things That Make Me Mad.

William F. Buckley Was A Man Who Had A Great Capacity For Fun And For Amusing Himself By Amazing Others.

Teaching Is An Art And A Profession Requiring Years Of Training.