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Why Isn't The Movie Industry Forced To Open Its Shooting Locations To An Organization That Is There To Advocate For Animal Actors? The Industry Isn't Allowed To Pick And Choose Which Movies Using Young Children It Will Or Won't Allow To Be Monitored. The Vulnerable Should Be Protected.

It Doesn't Bother Me That I'm Not A Household Word On The East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm So Popular In These Cities Where You've Never Imagined An East Coast Comedian Working.

I Can Tell By Your Eye Shadow, You're From Brooklyn, Right? . . . Me Too. My Mother Has Plastic Covers On All The Furniture. Even The Poodle. Looked Like A Barking Hassock Walking Down The Street.

You Know You Are In Love When You Are Willing To Share Your Cash-machine Number.

As For Being A Voice In Politics, I Feel Whether You Are Famous Or Not, Busy Or Not, It's Incumbent Upon Every Citizen To Participate In This Government In Any Way We Can.