Even If Times Are Tough And You're

Why Would You Go Out And Not Drink? Just Stay Home And Sit There.

My Father Has A High Opinion Of His Opinion

Everyone Knows If You're Going To Take Weed To School, You Put It In Your Trapper Keeper To Keep It Fresh.

[gordon Ramsay] Knows About Being Bullied, Because Look At The Size Of Him.

I Met My First Midget In Mexico, And He Was A Waiter With A Sombrero On His Head, Filled With Chips And Salsa. Like I Was Gonna Let That Guy Get Away - I Don't Think So.