Europeans Are Quarrelsome.

I'm Happy. I Don't Ever Have To Pay Anything, And I Don't Ever Have To Wash The Dishes, And I Don't Ever Have To Behave Nicely.

I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other People's Lives To A Pleasantly Scant Minimum.

Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.

Never Sweep. After Four Years The Dirt Gets No Worse.

I've Never Not Been Famous.