Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

Keep Your Eyes And Ears Open, If You Desire To Get On In The World.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

Quality, Not Quantity, Is My Measure.