Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.

Even The Worse Of Jobs Has Their Pleasures, If I Were A Grave Digger Or A Hangmen, There Are Some People I Could Work For With A Great Deal Of Enjoyment.

Habitual Intoxication Is The Epitome Of Every Crime.

He Is One Of Those Wise Philanthropists Who, In A Time Of Famine, Would Vote For Nothing But A Supply Of Toothpicks.

What A Fine-looking Thing Is War! Yet, Dress It As We May, Dress And Feather It, Daub It With Gold, Huzza It, And Sing Swaggering Songs About It,--what Is It, Nine Times Out Of Ten, But Murder In Uniform!

The Blackest Of Fluid Is Used As An Agent To Enlighten The World.