Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The

I Think, On Both Sides Of The Camera Or The Novel: Distraction. I'm Obsessed With: Can I Get This Actress Or My Third Act To Work? I'm Distracted. I'm Interested In That So I Don't Sit Home And Think, "gee, Life Is Meaningless. We're All Going To Die. The Universe Is Pulling Apart At Breakneck Speed."

He Was So Depressed, He Tried To Commit Suicide By Inhaling Next To An Armenian.

The Jewish Culture - People That Are Jewish Have A Certain Cultural Habit That They've Formed And One Of Those Habits Is An Appreciation Of Theater And Music - These Are Cultural Things One Does Associate With Values That Are Promulgated By Jewish Families. I Think That's A Good Thing.

I Will Not Eat Oysters. I Want My Food Dead - Not Sick, Not Wounded - Dead.

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.