Envy Awakens At The Sound Of A

Fail, And Your Friends Feel Superior. Succeed, And They Feel Resentful.

Warning: Fortune Cookies Don't Care What Happens To You.

Moo May Represent An Idea, But Only The Cow Knows.

Fruitless Striving Breeds Less Despair Than Inaction.

The Flesh Of Past Lovers Looks Both Familiar And Strange.