England Is An Aquarium, Not A Nation.

Creative People Do Not Belong In The University Because The Process Is Antithetical To The Analytical Process So Necessary For Proper Scholarship.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

Monogamy Is Contrary To Nature But Necessary For The Greater Social Good.

Gossip Is Irresponsible Communication.

Guilt Is A Jewish Invention Improved Upon By Christians For The Last Two Thousand Years.