England Is An Aquarium, Not A Nation.

I Don't Believe In Straight Or Gay. I Really Don't. I Think We're All Degrees Of Bisexual.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off.

If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own. If You Don't Think You Can Write A Novel, That Ought To Tell You Something. If You Think You Can, Do. No Excuses. If You Still Don't Like My Novel, Find A Book You Do Like. Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable. If You Do Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

The Human Animal Varies From Class To Class, Culture To Culture. In One Way We Are Consistent: We Are Irrational.

Seriousness Is The Refuge Of The Shallow. There Are Events And Personal Experiences That Call Forth Seriousness But They Are Fewer Than Most Of Us Think.