Elvis Was Just Like A Big Old

I Worked For A Publishing Company In Hollywood.

Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble When Your Perfect In Every Way. I Can't Wait To Look In The Mirror, Cause I Get Better Looking Each Day.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

Folks Say I'm Egotistical. Hell, I Don't Even Know What It Means.

First Time I Saw Elvis Was At The Lubbock County Fairgrounds In Lubbock, Texas. He Was On The Back End Of A Truck. There Was About 1500 Screaming Kids.