Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble

I Had Elvis' Number In My Book And I Never Called It.

If It Was Just Me And Elvis One On One, Which Only Happened Once Or Twice In The Times That I Did See Him, It Was A Really Comfortable. He Was A Cool Guy... Easy Laugh, Nice Guy.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

First Time I Saw Elvis Was At The Lubbock County Fairgrounds In Lubbock, Texas. He Was On The Back End Of A Truck. There Was About 1500 Screaming Kids.

I Worked For A Publishing Company In Hollywood.