Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble

Hey Mister, Where You Goin' In Such A Hurry? Don't You Think It's Time You Realize There's A Whole Lot More To Life Than Work And Worry All The Sweetest Things In Life Are Free And They're Right Before Your Eyes? You've Got To Stop And Smell The Roses You've Got To Count Your Many Blessings Every Day You're Gonna Find Your Way To Heaven Is A Rough And Rocky Road If You Don't Stop And Smell The Roses Along The Way

In The Ghetto, I'd Been Trying To Write For Years.

Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

First Time I Saw Elvis Was At The Lubbock County Fairgrounds In Lubbock, Texas. He Was On The Back End Of A Truck. There Was About 1500 Screaming Kids.

One Of My Real Goals Was To Hear Someone Whistling A Song I'd Written.