Element Of Surprise Is Really Fun For

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Live In Los Angeles And I Had Been Drinking One Night, So I Was On The Walk Of Fame And I Saw Tony Danza's Star And I Started Urinating On It. Just Yelling Out, 'who's The Boss Now?'

There's More To Life Than Being An Actor In A Hollywood Movie. I'm Not Going To Adapt My Life After That Existence, Where A Lot Of People Do. And They Get The Publicist, And They Get All That Stuff, And It Becomes Them. I Think It's A Stupid Way To Live Your Life. A Really Dumb Way To Live Your Life.

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."

Element Of Surprise Is Really Fun For Me In Comedy. I Have To Be Surprised, And Everything's Been Done.