Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

But Then You Turn 30. Oooohh, What Happened There? Makes You Sound Like Bad Milk! He Turned; We Had To Throw Him Out. There's No Fun Now, You're Just A Sour-dumpling. What's Wrong? What's Changed?

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

I Think Of Shock As Kind Of An Uptown Form Of Surprise. Comedy Is Filled With Surprise, So When I Cross A Line... I Like To Find Out Where The Line Might Be And Then Cross It Deliberately, And Then Make The Audience Happy About Crossing The Line With Me.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

Life Is A Zero Sum Game.