Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

They Mention That It's A Nonstop Flight. Well, I Must Say I Don't Care For That Sort Of Thing. Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Insist That My Flight Stop. Preferably At An Airport.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

The Straightest Line Between A Straight Distance Is Two Points.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.

Your Home Is Your Refuge.