Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

Mcdonald's Breakfast For Under A Dollar Is Actually More Expensive Than That. You Have To Factor In The Cost Of Bypass Surgery.

Know My Feelings About Traffic Laws? Cop Didn't See It? I Didn't Do It.

For A Long Time, I've Distinguished Between Entertainer And Performer And Entertainer And Artist. To Me, An Entertainer Is Someone Who Pleases Others, And An Artist Tries To Please Himself.

"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism For "big Pain In The Ass."

If Honesty Were Suddenly Introduced Into American Life, The Whole System Would Collapse.