Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While