Eddie Was Intensely Dedicated Too. Adrian Sometimes

Adrian Was Easily Distractible By Wacky Topics And Shiny Objects.

Look, Rose. You Don't Have To Keep Up With The Hard-to-get Thing. You Already Got Me.

I've Heard A Lot About You, Rose. Don't Worry. It Was All Good." "no, It Wasn't.

Since I’m Presuming You Don’t Mean You Finally Bought Him A Leash, Let Me Say Simply That There Is A Big Difference Between Allowing An Animal To Ravage You And Allowing Yourself To Be Ravaged. One Is Common. The Other Is Art. It Is Planned. Crafted, Even. Only Capable Of Being Done By A Master.

He'd Written Me Up A Proposal Of Why Dating Him Was A Sound Decision. It Had Included Things Like "i'll Give Up Cigarettes Unless I Really, Really Need One" And "i'll Unleash Romantic Surprises Every Week, Such As: An Impromptu Picnic, Roses, Or A Trip To Paris—but Not Actually Any Of Those Things Because Now They're Not Surprises.