I Had A Standing Arrangement With God:

Sydney Might Not Be An Expert In Personal Relationships But Puzzles Were Familiar Territory.

He Froze, And For One Moment, We Stood Locked In Time. I Could Feel The Silk Of His Shirt Against My Skin And The Warmth Of His Body. The Lingering Scent Of The Overpriced Cologne He Wore Floated Around Me. No Smoke For A Change. I’d Always Told Him The Cologne Couldn’t Be Worth What He Spent, But Suddenly, I Reconsidered. It Was Amazing.

It's Like Living In A Retirement Home! Clarence Is Taking A Nap Right Now, And He Eats At Five. It's So Boring." "you've Only Been Here For Two Days." "and That's Been More Than Enough. The Only Thing Keeping Me Alive Is That He Keeps A Hefty Supply Of Liquor On Hand. But At The Rate I'm Going, That'll Be Gone By The Weekend. Jesus Christ, I'm Climbing The Walls." His Eyes Fell On The Cross At My Neck. "oh. Sorry. No Offense To Jesus.

Adrian Was Easily Distractible By Wacky Topics And Shiny Objects.

Who’s She? Just Another Ivashkov. There Are Tons Of Them. Probably Because All The Guys Like Adrian And Have All Sorts Of Illegitimate Children." "adrian Doesn’t Have Any Children." "that We Know Of.